elimin8theimpossible:

cricsyxo:

divinedorothy:

egotastical:

divinedorothy:

bisexual people aren’t more likely to cheat in relationships but we are more likely to cheat at cards, while lesbians are most likely to cheat at jenga, and genderqueer people often cheat at mario kart

how the fuck do you cheat at jenga

ask a lesbian

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this is never not funny

(via nonexistentactually)

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gameofchrons:

is this what having a penis is like 

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(Source: hanukkahlewinsky, via gnarly)

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asvprock:

It’s so much better waking up with someone on your mind.

(via stephaniexmariex)

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stillslydgn:

i’m too punk croc for this shit 

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(via gnarly)

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Undress her with your hands and you’ll have her for the night.

Undress her with your words and you’ll have her forever.

S.Z. Rawness (via blossomfully)
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